This is a transcript from a chat session with one of the companies allowing a spammer to hit my comments. I’ll be watching them.
Karl: Hello, welcome to HiVelocity’s Impressive Support TM. How may I assist you today?
Gary: i’m getting spam on my blog in the comment section from one of your ip addresses, make it stop please
Gary: 69.46.23.47
Karl: you may block or deny that particular IP from your server?
Karl: you may block it
Gary: how about you cancel the spammers account
Karl: For that you need to mail at abuse dept at abuse@hivelocity.net so that you would be getting better assistance with them and helps you soon
Karl: Is there anything else that I may help you with?
Gary: cancel the account. Keep in mind I’m posting this conversation to my blog
Karl: for the cancellation and all you need to contact to billing dept
Gary: i’ve contacted you
Gary: the so called impressive support
Gary: impress me
Karl: As this is technical chat support so we suggest and request you to initiate chat request for billing dept for cancellation and mail at abuse dept regarding spam issue
Karl: from you would be getting best help
Gary: So what you are saying is that HiVelocity condones spam?
Karl: Please hold on for few while I transfer to concern person
info: Please wait while I transfer the chat to ‘Rob’.
info: You are now chatting with ‘Rob’
Gary: what’s with the bad English?
Rob: Hello Gary
Gary: Rob, are you an American?
Rob: I see you are concerned with one of our IPs?
Gary: I’m not so sure Karl was.
Gary: yea, I’m getting spam from it
Gary: 69.46.23.47
Rob: ok, I will open an abuse ticket to have them review and cancel that service
Gary: Gee, that was pretty simple. Why couldn’t Karl do that?
Rob: he is in tech support, doesnt really handle complaints of this nature
Rob: that is why I am here
Gary: ok, thanks Rob.
Rob: my pleasure
info: Your chat transcript will be sent to ******* at the end of your chat.
Rob: please hold while I create the ticket, ok?
Gary: sure
Rob: ****** is this the best email for my abuse department to reply to Gary?
Gary: yup
Rob: I have opened a ticket for that IP
Rob: they will review and take care of this issue
Gary: thanks
Rob: your very welcome
I work with and asshole. He needs his ass beat. Tries to tell me how to do my job, when he doesn’t even have a clue as to what I do. I hate them kind of people.
When you’re bothered by something, why do I have to go through the range of words like pissed, bothered, upset, angry, mad, etc. to find out what it is? They all mean the same, maybe not to you, but to any man asking you what is bothering you, they do. And while we’re at it, don’t lie to me and spit the word nothing, when clearly, the tone in your voice says otherwise. I’m not a fucking idiot. I know when your pissed. So quit treating me like a god damned moron and just answer me. Everything will go a lot smoother.
So I’ve been scoping out plentyoffish.com. This dude makes mega bucks just running a free dating site. Doing my research, trying to figure out whether I can do something like this, only not dating, it’s over done. Anyway, I registered and posted a profile. It’s nice to know that I still got what it takes to attract a woman. Well, I guess I don’t. I realize I’m short, fat and bald, but come on.
I got 2 emails yesterday. One from the beastliest woman I have ever seen. She said she wanted me to fuck her skinny. Well, that would take a lot of fuckin’, and I ain’t got that kind of time. Besides I couldn’t touch her with out losing my lunch.
The second one. I swear she’s a dude. No real woman looks that manly.
Can we truly ever go back home? I was in my home town 2-3 years ago. Man has it changed. Sleepy little town ain’t so sleepy any more. I really want to go back. Not that there is any work there. I just need to figure out how I’m going to make a living first.
